Stories like this make such a compelling case for the sacred institution of marriage to be limited to one man and one woman:
GUSTINE, Calif. - A man who was seen arguing with his wife Tuesday later killed his four young children in their home with a hunting rifle before turning the gun on himself, officials said.
And a budget-crisis in NJ forces casinos to shut down. Ouch. That's gotta hurt the coffers!
ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey (Reuters) - Gamblers in Atlantic City, an East Coast cousin of the more glitzy Las Vegas, were ordered to leave the tables and slot machines on Wednesday because of a budget crisis in the state legislature.
KOLKATA, India (Reuters) - Hundreds of people are thronging a hospital in the eastern Indian city of Kolkata to see a patient holding a piece of his own skull that fell off.
I swear I'm not making this shit up!